Primordial Penguins

Welcome to the Primordial Penguins

Welcome to the online home of the Primordial Penguins!

Created by Mr. DAPs and Johnny 5, the Primordial Penguins hope to provide musical and humorous entertainment…that we hope you enjoy!

We do attempt to be funny. Mr. DAPs writes the music and Johnny 5 writes the lyrics. We also have been joined by Jamey D who helps sing and write lyrics as well!

Together we have a blast making music that we occasionally even perform live!

Any Disney Attraction Can Be Sung to the Tune of the Tiki Room - Primordial Penguins

Christmas Time

The Primordial Penguins have released their first single, Christmas Time, for download:

on iTunes –
on Amazon –
on CD Baby –

Check back regularly for new songs as we have a couple of them in the pipeline! Oh, and leave us comments! We want to know what you like!

Make it a GREAT day!

-The Primordial Penguins

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